Now for the stuff that wont break your heart…
Rickshaws = the most absurd invention ever. I don’t even know how to explain this mode of transportation to you. It is a three wheeled, three passenger (but people squeeze up to 6 or 7 into), motorized mini car/scooter. They were “equipped” with no doors and certainly no seatbelts. I don’t really know what else to tell you, except I was concerned for my life every time I got in one and I was thankful every time I got out of one. These things are nuts. Or maybe it was just the drivers are nuts. One of the two. You definitely wouldn’t dare stick a limb out of the vehicle for fear a passing rickshaw, bus, or motor scooter would perhaps take that limb off. And I like all of my limbs, not going to lie, so I definitely kept them inside the rickshaw at ALL times. It was almost like a Disneyland ride. This experience also included ridiculous rickshaw drivers that tried to take you everywhere you didn’t want to go. If you said you wanted to go to one place, they would try and stop at a few other places first (so they could get commission). One driver even told us that the place we wanted to go was closed due to the holiday. However, I am no fool, I knew he was lying. The tourist people on our ship had just told us how to get there and how much we should pay the driver to get there. Silly rickshaw drivers.
Going to the restroom in India= super fun. In India, they don’t believe in western toilets, or so it seemed. They prefer the “squat toilet.” And yes, the word squat is in the title because that is what you do, you squat. There is a little hole in the ground, which is equivalent in India to a western toilet. You simply stand over the hole, hold your pants up, lean back, but not too far back, cross your fingers that you don’t urinate on yourself, and do your thang. Most girls that we traveled with preferred to “hold it” until we arrived at our westernized hotels. However, I was not one of these girls. If I had to pee, I was going to do it. And a squat toilet was not going to stop me. I also enjoyed the lovely perfume that came from the restrooms as well as the flies that appeared to be taking them over. Probably not the most sanitary situation that I’ve come across, but you deal, and use lots of hand sanitizer. And did I mention they don’t believe in toilet paper either? If you want to not “clean yourself” with your hand, you must bring your own toilet paper. It’s a good thing I packed a zip lock baggy full of tp before I left the ship. I needed it.
Monkeys. Yes indeed there were monkeys throughout my travels in India. Monkeys at the Taj, monkeys at the train station, monkeys in the trees, monkeys eating popsicles, monkeys jumping on people. Who would have thought that India would have so many monkeys, just hanging out? My first encounter of the monkeys was at the train station. They (about 4 or 5) just came down from the rafters and began to play. They climbed on the stairs, jumped in the trash can, and for kicks, attacked some people. One man was walking down the stairs and all of a sudden, bam! A monkey jumped on his back. He simply swatted at the monkey and that was the end of that. Once again, mom, have no fear, Semester at Sea warned us to stay clear of any rabid creatures. And being the good girl that I am/ being petrified that a huge monkey would jump on me, I kept my distance. For those of you reading this from Boulder I am going to make a quick analogy for you. The monkeys in India are the like the raccoons in Boulder. They eat all the garbage and are therefore huge and really don’t care about people, they think they rule the world. Too bad we all know this isn’t true. Silly monkeys…